BOO!

Hey Kids,

Happy Halloween from Kim Fung and me!!!

I'm off to Bette Midler's Hulaween party and then to Nellie McKay's record release and Halloween party. I thought I was going to have nothing to do, silly MargOH!

I am a star afterall damn it!!!!

Watch out for the ghosts and gobblins and of course Sully, she's on the road with the Pussycat Dolls, very scarey!!!!

I got Stoli a job as a walk on nurse on "Days of our Lives" so she's out of my hair for a while.....

Kisses, MargOH!

MargOH!'s A winner

Hey Kids,

I just found out that I was voted "Spokesperson of the Year" by Spoksey International...I can't believe it.

I did an infomercial only seen in Japan for a product called "Fat-so-matic". A diet pill for people who wanted to think they were losing weight. It was a huge seller!!!

I am being flown to Pittsburgh for the presentation at the Spoksey international conference....how exciting

Here is the list of the top 5 vote-getters

1. MargOH! Channing for "Fat-So-Matic"
2. Lindsey Wagner for "The Sleep Number Bed"
3. Marie Osmond- "The Marie Osmond Collection"
4. Wilfred Brimley- "Anything for Diabetes"
5. Dove Girls- "fat girls in Dove add campaign"

Thank you to all of my japanese fans for your votes...I love you all

Kisses, MargOH!

I'm thrilled I beat that Lindsey Wagner, she was the reason I lost my role as Fembot # 6 by making me do boiler makers the night before the shoot, she's a drunk!!!!

Sully's serenade

Hey Kids,

Yes Sully is still here, I can't get rid of her. She went out one afternoon and came back with a Pussycat... not a cat but a Pussycat Doll.

She 's been hanging out with Melody, going out to dinner, movies and after hours parties. I don't know how the hell she met her and neither of them will say.

Melody told me I was horrible for keeping my mother in Alaska. I told Melody to bite it and that Sully Loves the fish mongers retirement home...She has all the fish and men she wants...jeez. Melody added that I should at least put her in a home closer...obviously Sully has charmed this pussycat doll.

Sully likes to sing shanty songs and they are wonderful, she has a fabulous voice and she knows how to get people to think she's fabu. Melody is now trying to get Sully to do back up on their tour. She said it would give them granny cred, whatever that means.

I can't deal with that Sully. She's always trying to steal my thunder. it should be I doing back -up for the Pussycat dolls, not my damn mother!!!!!

I'm calling the home, they must get her out of here!!!! She's not coming with me to Nellie's Record release party on Halloween!!!!

Kisses, MargOH!

Family Portrait

Hey Kids,

Can you believe Stoli wants to get a mother/daughter photo done?She says she missed out on normal family things and wants to catch up. She said she wants to rent a car and go to Sears in New Jersey.

I'm a little freaked out, not about the photo but the slutty schoolgirl skirt she
bought to wear. It's a bit skimpy.... plus she is 26 or 27..I'm not quite sure. We are still waiting for the actual DNA sample. I had to go give a second one because they said that the first one I gave was too vodka soaked to get a reading..I told them not to take a saliva sample...ding dongs.

Also I got a call from Stumpy's sister Stella telling me that Stoli is a little terror and that I should keep all the knives in the house locked up. I guess she likes to carve her name on things like walls and arms....I think Stella is fibbing...I haven't seen Stoli be violent, she just stares at me sometimes... creepy!!! She did ask me to see SAW III....mmmmm. I did get her a meeting with my agent Shecky Burns and he thinks he can get her a walk-on for "Passions" next week. I hope so. I just got my call back from "Dallas" and am on my way back to Texas, yuk!!!

I'll keep you posted plus my wild afternoon with Ethan Hawke....

Kisses, MargOH!

I've been wikipedia.....very strange

Hey Kids,

I've been a blog loser lately. There's been so much going on I can't believe it let alone sit down a write about it.. but I will this week, I promise!

Sally Kirkland called me and told me she was looking for a pic of mine to print out and put in a frame, how sweet.... She did a search on the internet and found that I was on Wikipedia. I looked and its true but they got the story all wrong. I am not sure who this BT Shea is? I am my own creation damn it!

Its taken me many years of sleeping with the right and wrong people to get where I am today. A little bit of hard work as well... and a lot of booze to get through the day.

Berna is the one from RI so I am sure she is behind this latest stab in the back. I'm sure that this BT Shea is a wonderful person and is a fabulous writer but MargOH! is original.

My character is one of a kind! I must get to the bottom of this....Its lies, all lies...

I'll be back with more about Ethan, Stoli and Sully....

Kisses, MargOH!

Please see the Wikipedia text below

"MargOH! Channing" is a popular character created and performed by Rhode Island and New York artist/writer BT Shea.

She is described as "the most decorated extra in the history of motion pictures and television", "the simple daughter of a fish monger from Bangor, Maine who made it to the big time".

First seen in nightclubs in Providence and throughout Rhode Island in the early 1990's she has since made her mark in New York with a succesful two year run on MNN (Manhattan Neighborhood Network) with her show, aptly titled "The MargOH! Channing Show", hosting guests such as Penny Arcade, Michael Musto and Nellie Mckay.

Recently she made her cabaret debut with succesful shows at the legendary Duplex Cabaret as well as the newly opened Dlounge at the Daryl Roth Theatre in Union Square.

Retrieved from "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MargOH%21_Channing"

Stoli's driving me crazy

Hey Kids,

Motherhood is exactly what I thought it would be, a pain in the ass. Now I know why my mother hated me. Oh yeah by the way Sully just arrived last night. She was suppose to come to my show in September. She hopped a freight train in Alaska and made it as far as Colorado but then got caught and was forced into hard labor to pay for the ride. She finally paid off her debt and then took the Greyhound and showed up at my damn door last night.

She is driving me nuts already with her thongs hanging in my shower, etc....yuk.

She met Stoli and informed her that there was no way she was a Channing and that we need to have the DNA test. Sully said she didn't have the Channing hump around the shoulders. Stoli spat in her face of course, she's a very rude gal, not like myself at all.

Berna's laughing the whole time and chanting MargOH!'s a mommie at me....bitch

She's also starting to demand money for low rise jeans and baby tees. She is 26 and I'm not up to pampering her.

God, I gotta go! Sully and Stoli are standing over me asking about lunch. I'm taking them to the diner across the street, Cosmos... I'll be back to update you on the DNA test scheduled for tomorrow. I just wanna make sure!!!!

Kisses, MargOH!

Blog boink

Hey Kids,

I've been so busy that I haven't blogged in a few days. I am writing a few so I'll be posting asap. I had breakfast with Ethan Hawke this morning, very hot...Talk about Legs and eggs, yikes..

Kisses, MargOH!

The Night from Hell to Stoli

Hey Kids,

Of course you know I'm back for a spell and last night the shit hit the fan.

Stoli came a knockin and Berna went apeshit. She lost her kool and demanded that she leave at once. I of course stepped in to make sure she stayed so I could get the info out of Berna.

Well we all sat down and Berna denied any involvement in the matter at all. I knew she was lying so i brought out the guns, well a package of double-stuff oreos. She started talking like mad. She's such a sucker for Oreo's but since the bypass she can only eat a few, poor dear.

Anyway she said that "Stumpy Jones" had followed us to Bangkok after we fled from "The Rodeney Allen Rippy Fan Club". Berna said that she gave me a little too much valium to calm my nerves. I was pretty much out of it for about a week after we landed. She added that "Stumpy" was hot for me and that he kept trying to sneak into the hotel room and Berna kept trying to keep him out but she said he must have slipped in because a few months later I started gaining weight. I said

"I'll say he slipped in", "it was a rape', "You're a rape baby Stoli"

She slapped me in the face and said that her father was not a rapist and she said it was my fault becaus of the way you used to ride on his wooden leg after he would take it off in between filming scenes from "The apple dumpling gang rides again".

I said " Oh, please.. I wasn't riding it, I had gotten crabs from Neil Sedaka, he was such a manslut back then"

Then i turned to Berna "So I was Pregnant?", I yelled.

She replied "Yes"

I screamed in agony and ran for the mini bar....

"How could I not Know" i said.

Berna replied, "I kept feeding you pills thinking you would miscarry but you didn't" "You were eating so much Pad thai that I convinced you that you were bloated".

Stoli chimed in "You two are horrible"

"Now I remember" I said. "Thats why on opening night of my 25 seat cabaret, bordello, escort service Toni Basil told me I looked pregnant and I should lay off the soy sauce and then ran on stage and nailed "Mickey".

"God, I can't believe this". Thats also why "Stumpy" stayed around mopping the floors and scrubbing the toilets.

Berna added... "When you were in the 9th month you started going into Labor but I told you it was a gal bladder attack and that you had to have it removed" "I had given you way too many drugs, You don't remember"

"Why", I asked

Berna said, "We couldn't have a baby, we were movers and shakers and I loved you, I wanted you all to myself".

"Yuk", i said

Stoli, chimed in.."Yeah so now it makes sense, you had cooked up the scheme to have my dad take me after the birth, just like he said"

"He did a good job didn't he, Berna's right, i couldn't have been a mother" "He did a great job, look at you, gorgeous but your name is a bit odd"

Berna yelled out "You named her, after the birth you were asking for a Stoli on the rocks and the nurse thought you wanted to name her Stoli and Stumpy kept it that way"

"Oh God, sorry dear"

I can't write anymore so I'll do a part 2....

Kisses,

Mother MargOH!

Barbra, Broads and rain

Hi Kids,

I had a last minute invite to the babs striesand concert with one of my main gays named "Boobala". I actually just met boob at a house party of another gay Todd I know but Boob has been sticking to me like glue, how fun! He works for one of the fashion mags and scored us some floor tickets. A little too close for comfort if you ask me, Babs needs a little work, she is 64 now and I don't think she's been under the knife yet. She does have good gene's though. I think her mother died a few years back at 93.

Anyway Boobala and I got whacked on Champagne, wow, by the time Babs got out on stage I was tipsy. I also brought my mini martin bar, its cute, it fits in my purse. It holds 4 nips of vodka, olives and a tiny little shaker, just add ice, its perfect.

Barbra WAs on her best behavior but Boobala was not and started yelling out to Babs asking her to drop the "F" bomb again. I was in a panic because Barbra looked a bit annoyed in her version of "My man". Bette Midler was there and told Boobala to shut the fuck up and then asked me for a Nip. I gave it to her ANd she downed it in one quick gulp, atta girl Bette.

I can't go throught the whole concert because honestly I fell asleep during IL Divo, actually they made me Ill. After that things just went south and I lost interest. I was also dismayed they sang "Evergreen" which is my favorite Babs song.

When we left it was pouring buckets and i was soaked waiting for a cab while Boobala was trying to pick up Jonathan Lipnicki, yikes, thats a whole other story...

I was suppose to go to my Martini club members Chris Tuttle's birthday bash but Babs and boobala just wore me out, my apologies Chris!!! you are a love!!!

Oops gotta run, Boobala and I are headed out for lunch with Jonathan, I guess he's trying to pitch a movie to HBO about his big head....


Kisses, MargOH!

Barbra, bangles and Tuttleicious

Hey Kids,

The shoot for the Dallas film has been postponed again so i am back in the city for a week.

Berna has already been annoying me and she says she know's nothing of Stoli, but I can tell she's fibbing. I'll get it out of her eventually..

Anywho, I'm very excited cause I'm going to see Barbra tonight at the garden. I'm going with a gay and then after that I'm running to Chris Tuttle's birthday celebration at Vlada, very exciting!!

I hope Babs drops the F-bomb again, how exciting. I have a little gossip about Bab's costumes.

I heard that Liza went back stage to say hi and barbra flipped over her sequin Pant suit and demanded that Liza give it to her immediatly.

Babs in a sequin pant suit, I was shocked, it looked fabulous.

I heard Liza looked terrible though in an empire waisted gown in the front row, very sad. Liza was overheard saying that she loved Barbra but she can be so demanding and that she better get her suit back. Liz Smith said, yeah right...you'll probably see it on ebay in six months...

Legends can be so funny, ya think?

I'll let you know how it was and hopefully I can cop a feel of Chris Tuttle's 30 year old butt, it's hot stuff kids!!!!! I think I'll buy him 30 dirty martini's, that should ensure some action....LOL

Kisses, MargOH!

Ain't nothing going on but the rent

Hey Kids,

I'm here in Dallas and guess what? Berna calls me from my home line informing me that she is back. How Nice... I started in on her about the whole Stoli nightmare but she cut me off again...

Berna then says there is another eviction notice under the door. It says I have until December 1st to get out.. Oh Christ! The building said they have decided to relocate their offices to my apartment.

What a bunch of Jackasses!!!!

I hate the rental game in NYC. I am lucky I'm not middle class because if I was I may be out on the street in a matter of no time.

I told Berna to get her ass in gear and find us a place asap. She said she was on it! The I heard someone in the background. I of course asked who she had over and she said it was Raul, Kathy Lee's pool boy. She said he wants to work for us and is tired of Kathy's sexual escapades and rampant orgies.

Great, another staff member. Now I know how Liza feels. She must have 10 people keeping her together...

Oh Yes, I just got a call from Liza's peeps offering me the gig of Liza's stand in and body double for her upcoming movie "Katie's Blues". How fun and I get to work in NY...hopefully I'll have a place to live...

Berna set me straight and told me that I was middle class by NYC standards, yikes!!!

Kisses, MargOH!

PS I put another pic from d-lounge for your viewing pleasure

Dallas

Hey Kids,

I'm in Dallas gearing up for my role in the Dallas movie, which I just heard, that J-lo dropped out so they are gonna shoot around her. Also there is a lovely indian woman directing now. How nice, I prefer male directors if you know what I mean.

I'm here a bit early because I am also helping with the coordination of the food.

I always do something more than my role.

Its always expected that I do a little extra seeing is I am the highest paid extra there is. I don't mind, I decided to go mexican and BBQ all the way.

Shirley MacLaine can suck down burritos like crazy. I'm meeting her tonight for a drink, Oh jeez,I gotta go, Shirley doesn't like to be kept waiting. I think she has a bladder issue now. I saw some depends in her trailer, yikes, poor thing...

I'll keep you updated!!

I put a pic of the d-lounge on just so you know i'm still gorgeous

Kisses, MargOH!

Loose Ends

Hey Kids,

Yes, I have to start taking care of some loose ends. First and foremost is my ass. It is sagging beyond belief. It time for a butt lift!! I'm off to the chinese plastic surgeon in China town, cheap as chips!!

Another loose end is the fact that I never shared with you if I was planning on getting married. I did decide to accept my proposal of marraige under a few conditions. The first being that we really don't have to live together, secondly I don't ever cook for him and thirdly is that he makes sure there is always a full case of champagne in both of our residences. I think these are simple requests, don't you?

It is my pleasure to say that MargOH! will wed her longtime director Jeff Catlow. It will be a very simple ceremony but the date has not been chosen. Jeff is much younger than I and I like having him around. He keeps me abreast of what the kids like these days, keeps me hip kids!! He's also a really good beard for when I like to dabble in the art of lesbianism.... watch out ladies....

I think it was a good decision and now I won't have to pay him for his directing services for my shows. Its very exciting. I will keep you updated on our wedding date!


I also saw my hypnotist yesterday and I'm working on some issues about Stoli. I did remember a few things but its not all together yet. I now remember gaining a lot of weight but I thought that was because of all the pad thai I was eating when I first moved to bangkok. I did also recall going to the hospital but Berna told me I was having my appendix and Gal Stones removed, it was very painful. It is all a bit of a blurr. I still don't remember banging Stumpy but Ms. Rizzario, the hypnotist, said I spoke of Stumpy being around and cleaning out the girls rooms, then something about riding a stump. I have to go back before I leave for dallas. I'm still not convinced that Stoli is mine but I'll tell you one thing I had 3 Stoli dirty Martini's afterwards but I usually prefer Belvedere....I'm scared!!!


Kisses, MargOH!

Coming back to me now

Hey Kids,

I did sleep with Stumpy Jones!!! I met with Stoli last eve and she had proof, a pair of my "Apple Dumpling Gang" commerative panties....I recognized them because Tim Conway and Don Knotts had signed them.

Stoli also fessed up that she had been following me and trying to figure out how to approach me.

I told her that I may have slept with Stumpy but I couldn't possibly been pregnant and given birth.

She went on to tell me that Stumpy told her that I was drinking a lot and using prescription meds after my divorce and was a bit out of it. This is true but I still think I would have remebered that? I also asked why Stumpy or yourself never contacted me earlier? It was all very strange.

She said that Stumpy took her away after the birth, that Berna had arranged for him to take her right after the delivery. Berna made him promise never to contact you or her again. My father took me and didn't tell me you were my mother until right before his death. She said she had no deal with Berna and she sought me out.


Berna's got some explaining to do!

I told Stoli that I don't remember any of this and I would have to gather myself and try and figure this out.

She asked if we could do a DNA test just to verify if it was true and if it was she wanted to move in with me. She added she wanted to be an actress like me and she needed my help.

I of course slugged down another dirty martini and told her I was off to texas to film the "Dallas" film and that I would do the DNA test whe I got back. I asked if she needed anything and she said she was staying with Stumpy's sister Stella in the bronx for now. She said she would wait til I got back but if I didn't do the DNA test she would go to the press.

Now I am being threatened... yikes. I left the meeting feeling a a bit perplexed so I headed over to Polly Holidays to ask her advice, she wasn't home. Then I called Madame Rizzario, my card reader and hypnotist to go get a reading. I am going to see her Monday!

I'll keep you posted, I'm off for Margarita's with Mandy Moore and Pink at La Palapa on St. Marks. Pink may produce my single... I'm very excited!!

I don't think I'll ever drink Stoli again!!!!

Kisses, MargOH!

Phoebe's painting of MargOH! and Nellie

Hi Kids,

I just received the painting of MargOH! and Nellie done by the my friend Phoebe. She is a fabulous artist and I can't wait until she does a show in NYC! She is a gorgeous person and very witty!!!!

I am re-posting the pic of the piece for your viewing pleasure

Thank you Phoebe, its fabulous!!!

Kisses, MargOH!

Thank you Loves 2

Hey Kids,

I had a fabulous show on Friday. I rarely pat myself on the back but I must say I killed!!!

The 14th show I was a little off, well a little in the bottle and had a rough night I feel!

It of course is fabulous to do well and of course I have many people to thank!

My darling director and Singing Sensation Jeff Catlow. His rendition of "Fever" was a big hit and very sexy. "Things" was a hoot this time, very Sonny and Cher...

My dearest Ann Carr and her fabulous character Chris Cuttler(Outward bound Guru). You are a inspiration for my getting up on stage, Love ya!!!

The cute and smoldering and sexy piano guy Jarad Astin. Jarad is just great and I think at this point he is my dear friend and of course my Musical Diretor...very exciting, thank you doll!!!!


To my doorman and best friend Mike Dantico, move to the city already. He is the doorman of all doormen and can work a room like no other!! My shows never seem right when he's not around....Someone told me he looks a lot like Berna, mmmm I don't see it but to each his own!

To the d-lounge and Jason and the boys, great guys all around, very fun and willing to do whatever MargOH! wants... I think MargoH! will call the d-lounge her home base at the moment, its a fun joint and the drinks are pretty cheap!

I'm so inspired I think I am going to do a holiday show and I think it will be an ode to Sully. I will call it "A Fishmongers Christmas"

Kisses,

MargOH!

kids, I'll be back

Hey Kids,

Its been a wild weeekend and I'm recovering and I have a bit of an issue about my last post.

This girl named Stoli is now saying that I'm her mother. I think she is a bit tapped. I never had a baby, jeez. She's insisting I banged her father Stumpy Jones... I don't remember so I am meeting up with her again to get all of this settled. What a silly girl. MargOH! a mother please... I can barely fathom that..

I'll keep you updated!

Oh yes, Berna is still on the Lamb at Kathie Lee's but now I've heard she is also doing some light dusting at Eartha Kitts....

Kisses, MargOH!

Jury Duty and Stoli, yeah right!

Hey Kids,

Can you believe I was called for Jury Duty, Me! A celebrity of my magnitude! How dare they! Plus, I had to be there at 8:45am. I'm usually out until that time...How inconvenient!!!

I borrowed Shirley's driver to take me down there. Downtown is such a bore and I very rarely go down there. I decided to wear something skimpy so my boobs hung out a little. Maybe they would think I was a slut and let me go. I have my show tomorrow and this is most troublesome. I still have no Berna so who would take my bags, the Temp I got left as well! I am in a kawinkadink!

So I get there and they took my flask away, it kept going off in the metal detector, it was just cranberry juice... yeah right and a little vodka...Then as I passed the detector I saw the cop drinking it, pig!

I yelled "I better get that back on my way out!"

Then I was placed in this very dull room and forced to watch a film with loads of idiots and Diane Sawyer in it. Making us think its fun to be a juror...yuk. Thankfully some gal named Stoli recognized me. She leaned over and said.

"You are MargOH! Channing? right?

I replied "Well, yes"

Stoli said, "Oh I love your show and how could I ever forget that time you were on the "Munsters"

I couldn't believe she remembered my role as "Bank lady # 6 in "The Munsters".

She went on to say that her father was an extra for years and he always spoke of the legend of MargOH! and how you disappeared from the scene after your divorce. She said her father worked with me on "The Apple Dumpling gang rides again". I asked his name and she replied Stumpy Jones.She also said she had been wanting to contact me for years but couldn't find my number or my whereabouts.

I remember "Stumpy" , I said. He only had one leg and was always cast in pirate films or old west type crap.

Stoli said, that stumpy always talked about MargOH! best sex he ever had, she said

I replied. "I never had sex with Stumpy, Stoli, That was like 79, around the time I got caught with Neil Sedaka and my marriage was in trouble. I was in a bit of a haze around that time. That was the last thing I did before they called me "Box Extra Poison" .

"I really don't remember sleeping with your father but who knows", I added,
I was such a slut"

Stoli then said, that her dad spent the whole year with me, followed me to Bangkok and everything.

I couldn't remember any of this. I was in a fog. Then the clerk started calling names and of course they called mine. Crap!

So I got up and tried to tell them I couldn't possibly be a juror and that I had a show.

Stoli slipped me her number and made me promise to call her.

I was still shocked at all this info about Stumpy Jones so I gave her my number as well.

I then was brought into the Jury selection room and they started asking questions of the people. I had my answer ready. No matter what they asked me I knew what to say.

They got to me and asked me if I had ever used drugs.

I replied

"I slept with Fidel Castro in 1970, he banged me over his grand piano"

The next thing I heard was. You're dismissed and they stamped my card, not able to serve.

Great, thank goodness....


Now, I gotta call that Stoli! or is that drink some

Kisses, MargOH!

One More Show!

Hey Kids,

One more show to go for old MargOH! on Friday...

I just got a call from Sully. She is coming!!!

Crap, I can't beleive it. The fishmonger home pitched in for her to fly here but she got held up in Chicago because she tried to smuggle her fish oil suppository on board.

Yikes, so she was being questioned. I had to call and explain that Sully is no terrorist. She only terroizes my sister Rita and I... I added.

They agreed to let her go but didn't grant my request to send her back. The security guy says a daughter should look after a mother mmmmm Sully is no normal mother. She is 78 but looks like she's my age with a saltier edge to her. She has been dating an orderly at the home, he's 32. She's a slut

She's a nightmare, help!!!!!

This is why I need as many people I can to come to the show to take my mind off Sully.

Kisses, Kids

MargOH!

Demi damn crazy

Hey Kids,

So during fashion week I went to the Marc Jacobs show with my gal pal Sally Kirkland. I always go with Sally, she is the kook that fashionista's like to invite. I think it makes them feel like they still have a purpose if there are still fashion challenged celebrities. Sally tries but she is a tall gal with huge feet and for some reason she always tries to pull out her best Janis Joplin impersonation for FW.

Anywho, we were sat in the second row and I was plopped down next to Leon hall, my god if he gets one more facelift he's gonna look like , well I don't think he can look like anyone else, he's too odd looking. Anyway, he said, Maggie doll, you still doing movies. I said of course Leon, I just got done filming with Drew and Hugh in some crap romance film coming out soon. I told him about my shows and I think he may be coming on Friday...

Then all of a sudden the crowd went nuts, Demi and Ashton Kutcher walked in. You would think Princess Diana rose from the dead. Demi shot me a look and nodded to Sally. Ashton leaned in and gave me a big smacker on the cheek, Leon and sally as well, he's so metrosexual!!

I saw Demi grab his leg and demand he sit down. Ashton looked annoyed and kept talking to Sally, we'd never met so she introduced. Ashton was sweet and added he thinks he remembered me from "Common Law Cabin".

"You're the one with the big tits"
he said.

I said yes, but nodded I had had a reduction in the 80's. The knockers were killing my back. Ashton then told me he used to have Russ Myer film parties all the time so that is why he remembered me. He leaned in and hugged me then out of the blue he cupped my ass and squeezed.

Demi just happened to look over and see it and she turned into GI jane and started to flip out. She grabbed him and downed her glass of champers. Then I heard her say something about Granny Chasing. I of course pushed Leon out of the way and grabbed her shoulder and said

"Listen Demi, I'm not too much older than your old ass, you could be his granny you old hag so back off".

Ashton looked embarrassed and asked us to stop and apologized for grabbing my tush, he didn't know what came over him. I think he said that he was just amazed at how well I looked, what a sweety.

Demi snapped at me again and said "Get away from my man" then shot me the evil eye. The show started so she smiled and turned away...

Ashton winked and smiled... Then the whole ordeal was over but at least I know I can still get the young ones hot.

Afterwards Ashton saw me coming out of the restroom and told me he had actually masturbated to one of my scenes in CLC. I thought how sweet!!! I am glad I could be some assistance to him... He hugged me and them gave me another squeeze..

He said "talk to you later , MargOH! I gotta find my old lady"

That says it all kids!!!!

Kisses, MargOH!

PS... The collection was fabulous by the way