Loose Ends

Hey Kids,

Yes, I have to start taking care of some loose ends. First and foremost is my ass. It is sagging beyond belief. It time for a butt lift!! I'm off to the chinese plastic surgeon in China town, cheap as chips!!

Another loose end is the fact that I never shared with you if I was planning on getting married. I did decide to accept my proposal of marraige under a few conditions. The first being that we really don't have to live together, secondly I don't ever cook for him and thirdly is that he makes sure there is always a full case of champagne in both of our residences. I think these are simple requests, don't you?

It is my pleasure to say that MargOH! will wed her longtime director Jeff Catlow. It will be a very simple ceremony but the date has not been chosen. Jeff is much younger than I and I like having him around. He keeps me abreast of what the kids like these days, keeps me hip kids!! He's also a really good beard for when I like to dabble in the art of lesbianism.... watch out ladies....

I think it was a good decision and now I won't have to pay him for his directing services for my shows. Its very exciting. I will keep you updated on our wedding date!


I also saw my hypnotist yesterday and I'm working on some issues about Stoli. I did remember a few things but its not all together yet. I now remember gaining a lot of weight but I thought that was because of all the pad thai I was eating when I first moved to bangkok. I did also recall going to the hospital but Berna told me I was having my appendix and Gal Stones removed, it was very painful. It is all a bit of a blurr. I still don't remember banging Stumpy but Ms. Rizzario, the hypnotist, said I spoke of Stumpy being around and cleaning out the girls rooms, then something about riding a stump. I have to go back before I leave for dallas. I'm still not convinced that Stoli is mine but I'll tell you one thing I had 3 Stoli dirty Martini's afterwards but I usually prefer Belvedere....I'm scared!!!


Kisses, MargOH!