Friday, January 30, 2009

Doing time on east 23rd street

Hey Kids,

Where do I begin...I'm going crazy with my living arrangement and fear I may have to move to the suburbs. I need more space before I kill one of my family members.

Though things have gotten a little easier because I got my ex-mother Sully who is now my Aunt, My mother Trudie and my Aunt Fawn Jobs on rotating shifts. Sully got a job at the fish market across the street and works 10-7. Trudie got a bartending job at McSwiggans working 3-11 and sometimes til 4am depending on how she is feeling and Aunt Fawn is working at chelsea peirs sharpening skates from 11-7. Linda hunt thought it was cruel that I made them all get jobs seeing their ages average 74 but please, oh boo hoo I said.

If they want to live in the big city they have to act like big girls not shriveled up versions of what they used to be. Please , Sully looks younger than me and since she started working she is back to buying and wearing mini skirts from american apparel. Aunt Fawn, has the legs of a young dancer and just strted taking hip hop dance get my point...

So I've been having some down time but can't have any men over, if you know what i mean and I'm horny....

I started looking at houses in Yonkers....Oh dear!!


XO, MargOH!

Saturday, January 03, 2009

Writing in the New Year

Hey Kids,

I'm going to write 3 shows this year. That is my goal anyway. I also want to do a charity show for chrsitmas this year and get some big names involved, that would be fun.."A very MargOH! Christmas".

I'm also going to write one for MAN-ee and me...Oh by the way MAN-ee had to move in next door with Linda Hunt due to all of the people staying here. Linda was so kind to take him in, she is just making him do light dusting instead of paying rent...what a good gay he is. The show I'm writing for us is called "Dazzling Duets". The other show is called "For the love of Judy", an autobiographical romp. and then I want to do another burlesque show with country music and a big opening number..

i gotta get writing!!

XO, MargOH!

Friday, January 02, 2009

Starting Over

Hey Kids,

I'm back but where do I begin? Who know's???? You all know so much about how crazy I am and the story gets more crazy everyday..

OK, I'll cut to the chase without going into all the details.

I found out that one, my Aunt Trudie is alive and two she is my real mother....

So now I have my ex- mother Sully, my wardrobe mistress Berna , my aunt Fawn and my new mother previously Aunt Trudie living with me at the moment. We're living our own version of the Golden Girls, less the comedy....Just to give you an idea, I live in a one bedroom apartment so there are now 3 single beds in said bedroom and Berna in the closet under the loft area...she already is seperated from her union buddy and back giving me headaches.

The only good thing is that I've been working a lot so I've been away from time to time. I did 3 movies in three months, one is a Tv film about the rise and fall of Richard simmons, I play fat lady # 6 and had to recreate a sweatin to the oldies segment....jack black is playing Richard, he was doing a good job..I'm not sure what the title is but should be in theatre's in late 2009. Jack and I hit it off and he even gave me the wig he sweet and I got invited to his new years party, that will be next post, my mom Trudie became the life of the party but really offended Cameran Diaz, poor thing.....

Anyway, my aunt trudie had me and ran off to NY because she was a lesbian and her brother Salty took me in, who I thought was my father but he's not. My father was some irish sailor that Trudie had a one night stand with trying to figure out if she liked girls or not. I was a bit miffed to find all this out but afterall Trudie was the one who took me in at 12 when I ran away, I thought she was my Aunt...There is more to this story but I'll post that later as well.

I just wanted to get started again! Happy New year Kids!!

Kisses, MargOH!