Hey Kids,
You are not going to believe this but I am being detained in Italy. I misplaced my passport, Credit Cards, ID, everything, but didn't realize I didn't have it until I got to the airport. I was going to go back to my hotel to find my wallet but they wouldn't let me go.
One of the guards is a huge fan of "Laugh in" and thinks I'm Joanne Worley. They are making me try and do that thing she does , that screeching noise but I am not living up to their expectations. They are getting very angry.
Instead of letting me leave they have sent for Bode Miller to confirm my story. I'm getting a little thirsty. They have no champagne on Hand... very strange.
Oh, here they come. I have to go. I'll keep you updated. Don't worry kids I'll be fine.
This isn't my first time at the Rodeo!!!
Kisses, MargOH!
If only you had HALF the glamour of Joanne Worley. I think the guards have had too much limoncello.
ReplyDeleteListen Potty, oh I mean Pixie Plains.
ReplyDeleteI am a dead ringer for Joanne. She even got confused when I was in the audience at her show. So bite bitch!!