Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Sully's in the slammer

Hey Kids,

Its been a rough day...

I got a call at 7am from the Newark police station saying that Sully had been arrested for indecent exposure. I guess she had been at a party with a "Pussycat Doll" and ended up drinking a bottle of Jack. She then tried to get some rapper named go-modee to give her a good banging but they were so disgusted they told her to get out and called her a cab...

I guess she got as far as Newark when she tried it with the cabbie BoBo and he dropped her off on the highway. She had very little cash. Whenever Sully's got no cash she always tries to hitchhike flashing her breasts. She does still have a nice set of ta ta's I must say for a woman of her age.

Well I guess she flashed one two many times and got a copper to pull over and they took her in.

They asked me what to do with her. I of course asked if they could keep her but they said no. Berna and I had to go get her ass, I used Shirley's limo...thank god!!

To make matters worse, after we picked her up and got home Stoli was back. Done with her role on "Days of our Lives" already and holding the DNA results in her hands.

She ran to me screaming "Mamma".

"Oh Christ", I said...

"Make your Mamma a drink would ya Stoli", I added.

The I turned to Berna and slapped her in the face.

"I had the right to choose and you took that away from me", I screamed


Took a sip of my Stoli and tonic and said

"Oh, Crap we gotta go vote"....

Kisses, MargOH!

1 comment:

  1. Lol! You still have the right to choose, she is old anough to take care of herself, atleast youd think so!? Well if she's gonna stick around she may aswell start making herself useful round the house, she's got years of chores to catch up on i guess, i mean whats a daughter for if not to help out with the cleaning and cooking and stocking up the mini bar and crushin a bit of ice now and then!!!!! Try see the positive aspects to this new arrangment.
    Hope your good MArgOH! Sounds like you need a holiday, hows about a trip to LOndon???xxx
    dan x

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