Thankfully I sent my mother Sully back to Alaska.
She was a nightmare, taking over the house, and she even dressed up like me to go to the Hulaween event and harrassed Bette Midler, calling her a bathhouse skank. Then she ran off and did back-up for "The Pussycat Dolls" after wooing them with her shanty songs. I swear she's like a child sometimes.
I had enough and sent her packing, first to my sister Rita's in San Diego , let her deal with her, and then back to the retirement home. Of course she gave me a fight and called me an ungrateful daughter. Then added that she was just about to film a granny porn that she applied for on craigslist. Disgusting!!!
Sometimes I wish I was a motherless Child......