Monday, November 06, 2006
Since I won my Spoksey the product endorsements keep rolling in.
I never heard of any of them though... Well I guess I saw the add for the "Tweezie". Oh, yes and I actually have "The Owl" for those nights I go to darkly lit bars, well that's everynight.
Anywho the one that is the most interesting is "The Jitterbug" cell phone. It is geared toward senior citizens. It has big numbers and even a speed dial to 911, how fun.
I am not sure why they want me seeing is that I am a few years from Social Security but who am I to turn down big bucks to help the old people.
They want me to do a retirement community tour called "Jitterbug Across America" in the "Hopping Jitterbug Bus". It all sounds so exciting to me and they want to pay me six figures, amazing. I'm down with the "Jitterbug" kids!!!
Even more exciting is that Mickey Rooney will be joining me as co-spokesperson for this venture. Can you imagine Mickey and me singing and dancing our way across America doing the Jitterbug song!! It'll be grand.
I already called Mickey and we think we're going to do a duet to "Wake me up before you go go" by Wham....too fun I say.
The tour starts January 2 so we have time to get it together. First stop is Boca and then to Ft. Lauderdale and on and on and of course ending in Alaska at Sully's home away from home....The Gorton's Fish mongers retirement home.
Not that she is there. I haven't heard anything from her since she went on the road with the "Pussycat dolls". I did get a bit of information from my sister Rita that Sully ripped off her top at a party at P-diddy's. I can't believe her.....
Kids, get your "Jitterbugs"
Posted by MargOH! Channing at 7:02 AM