I'm big as a house right now! I've been eating like crazy since my shows ended! I put on a stone at least.
Berna is no help, she's been making me these huge meals fit for 2 queens every night.
I feel as if i need help...overeaters or something. Though I did hear that red wine assists in weight loss. I sent Berna out for a case of Chianti, that should last the weekend.
Oh who really cares, at my age...I can still get any man I want and I do....
I guess I've been thinking about what this woman said in the dressing room of Bergdorf's when I was trying on a a wrap dress that didn't quite wrap around my tummy. She said...."it's too bad you have such a pretty face"
I fucking hate that statement so I took a belt and started smacking her around with it...now who's got the pretty face bitch, I screamed...You're pretty fucking ugly you sick and twisted skinny bitch. I'll fucking kill you!!!!! Berna pulled me back!! as she lay bleeding all over my Diane von Furstenberg wrap dress.
As I woke up from my daydream I said "At least I can be a Dove girl" and walked out with my fat ass and head held high.