Hey kids,
I'm big as a house right now! I've been eating like crazy since my shows ended! I put on a stone at least.
Berna is no help, she's been making me these huge meals fit for 2 queens every night.
I feel as if i need help...overeaters or something. Though I did hear that red wine assists in weight loss. I sent Berna out for a case of Chianti, that should last the weekend.
Oh who really cares, at my age...I can still get any man I want and I do....
I guess I've been thinking about what this woman said in the dressing room of Bergdorf's when I was trying on a a wrap dress that didn't quite wrap around my tummy. She said...."it's too bad you have such a pretty face"
I fucking hate that statement so I took a belt and started smacking her around with it...now who's got the pretty face bitch, I screamed...You're pretty fucking ugly you sick and twisted skinny bitch. I'll fucking kill you!!!!! Berna pulled me back!! as she lay bleeding all over my Diane von Furstenberg wrap dress.
As I woke up from my daydream I said "At least I can be a Dove girl" and walked out with my fat ass and head held high.
Kisses, MargOH!
Friday, November 03, 2006
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ha ha - we have those dove adverts over here too - i wonder how they compare? The english ones are probably a bit more grubby. I bet you could really work a vintage fustenberg margOH! - hey, how was the party for nellie's record launch? There were some funny pictures on her fansite - was loving the salvation army style, I always used to get spooked by salvos as a kid... xxx
ReplyDeleteHey doll,
ReplyDeleteOh, yes... I need to be a dove girl, LOL.
The party was how should I say it?
was a little somber I thought? Nellie is always cute and sweet and fun but I think she was a bit out of sorts in this setting. I spoke to her for a moment or so then she sang with the nellie.org boys. I spent the time there chatting with Robin which is always fun. i didn't bring the painting because we were running late and luckily I didn't with the NY halloween crowds, its crazy!!!!
It was a fun time!
o dear, maybe she'd invited someone special who didn't turn up - this always happens to me when i throw a party! :(
ReplyDeleteGlad you had a fun halloween MargOH! - and can't wait to see you advertising "the mosturising soap"! LOL xxx
OMG, I am soooo right there with you! OK, so I didn't have any shows that ended. But I've been eating like such a pig lately. I've put on all kinds of stomach that I spent the last 2 months trying to get rid of.
ReplyDeleteSigh.