Maxim for the Minimum

Hey Kids,

I went to the Maxim party the other night and it was... A mess.

I've never seen so many scantily clad babes and Horny D list Men in my Life.

I went with Sally Kirkland... We almost didn't get in but Sally flashed her saggy boob and told security to go fuck themselves as she screamed " I am an academy Award Nominee so get the fuck out of our Way"... Very Scary.

I am running out for a birthday lunch with Mindy Cohn. She is so sweet for taking me out.

This is a long story about Maxim and Mindy is ringing the Bell so I am off. "Berna get my rain gear, it's a pouring out"

Be back with the Maxim report.

Kisses, MargOH!