Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Dinner with Chris Daughtry

Hey Kids,

I was out and about on Sunday and had a nosh at Spice market after I landed from the spa and the place was completely a buzz.

I was with Berna and Kid Rock's niece Pesky Ricketts. Pesky helps me from time to time with my PR but I think I'm dropping her because now she only has 3 teeth left. She did a lot for old Kid but now only has a few Little people and me as clients.

Well anyway, the place was nuts, people bending their necks to look at someone so of course I had to check it out. Pesky said "It's Chris Daughtry from Idol". He must be looking for PR. She started to run to the table so I ran after her and grabbed her by the arm and she tripped right into a waiter and threw me right into his booth. I actually bounced right into his lap.

I of course coped a feel of his crotch in order to get myself up. "Chris I am so sorry", I said. "She was about to bother you about PR matters". He was very gracious but looked at me very strangely, almost like he knew me. "MargOH!", he said. "Yes, doll, I'm MargOH! Channing". I was a bit perplexed.

Chris went on to tell me how He got a whole bunch of naughty cards from me over the past few weeks, fan mail... I was baffled because I had no idea what he was talking about. He said , "Yeah I will never forget the handful of support you let me see". "I really appreciate it", he added.

He asked if I would like to join him for Dinner but we had been called to our table so I politely excused myself and gave him a peck on the cheek. He added " I loved you as Dusty Lady in "Alexander". " You are so nice Chris,thank you, doll", I added

I rushed away and grabbed berna by the boob and said. " What in the hell did you do"?

Of course she replied with, "Well I was a little bored when I was recovering and took some pics of you in the shower and nude in bed. " I decided to send them to Chris for some inspiration Maggie".

"I ought to get rid of you as well as Pesky, He's a married man". Not that that has stopped me before. "You should have told me so I wouldn't have been off guard, he said he liked my tits", I added.

"Berna you're gonna get it"....

Oh Crap, that's right. No reason to watch Idol now with those contestants left, yuk...I guess Elliot is the best one left...

Kisses, MargOH!


  1. hahaha! that was great Margoh!

  2. Nathan,

    I Know!! Can you believe that I ran into little Chris or should I say Big Chris, yikes.

    Berna sent those cards thinking we would never meet but when you live in the big city?

    Kelly Pickler has been running all over town too. I saw her at Hog Heaven hanging out with the leather boys.... Little miss innocent my Ass.