Tuesday, May 15, 2007

The death of an asshole (Jerry Falwell)

Hey Kids,

Jerry Falwell just died, , thank god.. Good night, mother fucker

Now I"m not a religious person but I can only imagine how Jerry is pleading to get into whatever comes next for us...If it is heaven then this may be the conversation

I'm sure he is having a long conversation right now with the gatekeeper wondering why he can't get in.

The scroll stretches 30 miles long and the gate keeper says we are going to be here a long time Jerry. "You'll have to explain all of your sins in great detail", he adds

Jerry is crying and asking if Ronald Reagan got in and the gatekeeper says "We are still considering his entrance, his scroll was 75 miles long".

Jerry replies "but he promised he'd get me in if I created the moral majority"

The gate keeper replies "Jerry, the moral majority you created is #10 on the list, we probably won't get to that until at least december, see we have a problem up here about passing moral judgement and don't even get me started on what you did to Tammy Faye"

"Tammy faye will burn in hell" Jerry replies.

The gate keeper says "No Jerry you are wrong, if she can't recover from her cancer then she will be given a free pass and possibly sit on the Jury that decides your fate"

Jerry replies "Oh , God No! . The gate keeper replies "Oh yes, Jerry it's true"....

Kisses Kids

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:31 AM

    ha ha - good one M! love phoebs

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