Cover your eyes

Hey kids,

After spending a couple of weeks in London and a stop over in Iceland I returned to New York a happy gal.

Until I walked into my apartment and opened my bedroom door!!

I couldn't believe my eyes...There they were clinging to each other in a naked pretzel. Well let me say a naked doughnut...Pretzels are a bit too thin to describe my wardrobe mistress Berna Breckenridge. I felt faint and crumbled to the floor in a heap.

I woke up with my ex Aunt Trudie, now mother leaning over me with her massive tits slapping me in the face...I pushed her away and ran for my portable martini bar to fix myself something even more dirty than what I had just seen.

My wardrobe mistress Berna and my ex Aunt, now mother Trudie in a Lesbian love fest...in my very own bed...good grief...

My poor gay fiance MAN-ee was so traumatized he had to take to watching episodes of "The New Adventures of Old Christine" to get his mind off the vision.

It has been a while since Berna has stirred up any drama but this one takes the cake...eating out my mother for goodness sakes...

You may all remember that it was my Aunt, now mother Trudie who came and got me from Bangor at the age of 12. I then worked at her bar "Big Trudie's" on Delancy street, it had a backroom for what Trudie said was for "The Peppermint Patties". I worked there for 6 years until I was discovered by Russ Meyer tending bar one day...

Back in the day Trudie had all the gals...I guess times change and at 78 all she can get is Berna... After about 10 dirty martini's somehow I started to understand...

Maybe I should quit drinking?

Kisses, MargOH!