Don Zimmer and Me

Hi Kids,

Berna and I were invited to attend the Yankees/Red Sox game last night by my “special” friend, Don Zimmer.

We got the royal treatment (who knew there were personal chiropodists in the boxes??? I’ve been meaning to get rid of that bunion for years now!). I also had the chance to meet Steinbrenner. One word…halitosis. Yuk.

Anyway we had a Fab time. Don even flew in some rare sake for little ole MargOH! Not only that but they had a Gluten Free beer for me to wash down that sake. I did a Sake Boiler maker with Cindy Adams! How fun!

The game was quite enjoyable even though the Yankees lost. It just amazes and inspires me to see all of those overweight beer guzzling, tobacco chewing, athletes. It gives me hope that this Sake drinking, pain killer taking and post-menopausal woman can still become a professional figure skater. Watch out Michelle Kwan here I come!!! (Berna is dialing my old friend Tonya Harding as I write this…I know she’s boxing now but I really think she would be a perfect coach for me)

The fun really didn't begin until Berna and I got to go to the locker room and mingle with the boys. I just adore A-Rod. His ball slapping talent in getting to first base didn't compare to the ball slapping he had going on in the locker room if you know what I mean. All I could think of was the song "Make someone happy, just one person happy and you will be happy too". MMM, go A-ROD.

Berna was, of course, all over Matsui but he didn’t take to her advances. She did manage to nab a bathroom attendant. She’s disgusting.

Naturally I ended my evening with Don…and that pesky wife of his. She thinks we are still an item but Don and I are just “special” friends. I enjoy his dirty jokes, he enjoys my dirty…well anyway, in the end, Don is just a little too old for me and his supply of Viagra isn't enough to keep me interested.

But as a drinking buddy, no one can hold a candle.

Love ya Don and thanks for the sake Baby!

Ciao, MargOH!

PS- Go Sox!!! hehe