The MTV Video Music awards

Hey Kids,

I just got back from Miami, what a weekend, wow!!!!

This was a blast, I was hired as a fan, yes a fan. A whole group of us were paid to stand down by the stage and act like we were having fun and loving the performances, what a gig. Diddy's peeps told me that they wanted a woman of my age in the mix to bring the generations of music fans together.... How touching..... That was a fucking nightmare..........

Everything was going just fine, I was mixing it with the kids and rolling with the flow until the very end when the waterworks were turned on for the Kelly Clarkson finale. I was soaked, not to mention my eyeliner made me look like Tammy Faye had volunteered to do my make-up for the evening and my DVF wrap dress started to shrink before the eyes of me teen co-horts. They got an eyeful let me tell you.

If that weren't bad enough that damn American Idol lackey slipped and fell right on top of me and pushed herself back up and felt my breast. I knew she was a lesbian..... Needless to say after that I stormed backstage after brushing by Diddy I demanded an apology.

Little kelly was a bit upset as well, she explained that the water was a last minute request by Mariah because she felt she should not be the only one getting wet, please she barely put her toes in that pool but here stood kelly and I wet as beavers. Kelly did apologize and also wrote me a check for 5K in case I was injured.

After I dried off and retouched I partied all night with Paris, and Diddy's mom... They thought I was Liza on a bender....

Thanks, Kids....

It's been too Long

Hey Kids,

I must, I must ,I must increase my bust.Oh,I Meant,blog.

I have been vacationing and enjoying life as long as our dear, dear president. Well my vacation has only been for 4 weeks and our Dear pres has taken 5. I am so happy that he unlike most american's have this luxury.

I did get in touch with Cindy Sheehan and sent her a case of lotion and sunscreen to help protect her from getting more wrinkles. It's not easy standing up for the cause that we all should be screaming for in that dust bowl called Crawford.

I am just amazed by her determination to bring needed attention to the fact that this war was unjust and to get some answers from this fool we call a leader!!!.

she has shown that one person can make a difference or at least bring attention and scare the heck out of the establishment....

Love ya Cindy, fight, fight, fight!!!!!

See ya Kids,

Love MargOH!