What makes a legend drink most? 7 days away

hey kids,

My all new show will be debut at the Laurie Beechman Theatre..

This is the show I hope to bring all over the world and spread "The MargOH!". I hope people will like it.

MargOH!s goal is to make ya all laugh or chuckle a bit and I think this show will tickle the funny bone a bit.

Telling stories of my life are just plain fun and I enjoy it immensely.

Come to the cabaret kids!!

Kisses, M

Charles Nelson Reilly

Hey Kids,

We've lost another great performer this year....Charles Nelson Reilly.

"Chucky Baby" is what I would call him. He was a funny man and I always loved his deadpan deliveries. He tried to get me on "Match Game" but they thought my marraige to Rodney a bit too racey for daytime....

I'll write a better post about old chuck asap. We had a couple of funny encounters and you'll love them....

Here's to you Chucky baby and thanks for all the laughs...

Kisses, MargOH!

A birthday to remember

Hey kids,

My 59th birthday was a bit crazy...

I thought I was going to a quiet dinner with Berna and my gay fiance' Jeff but when we arrived the gang was all there. Polly Holiday, Linda Hunt, Glenda the super, Cuchie, Stoli, Mindy Cohn, Mickey and Jan Rooney and of course Berna who was wearing a Madonna outfit from H&M. Berna has lost a lot of weight after the gastric bypass but at 262 pounds I think Madonna for H&M is a bit risky.

Anyway, everyone yelled surprise and blew noisemakers and threw confetti. How grand. Then to my great shock my sister Rita and my mom Sully walked in... Sully had a huge jar of her home made pickled herring and an even bigger bottle of her moonshine, it was my daddy salty's recipe of fish bones and potato's. It is an acquired taste for sure but it packs a punch...It actually tastes like liquid caviar..mmmm.

Sully started singing Happy birthday but her dentures fell out so we were spared her country western rendition...thank goodness.

Sully plopped down next to Polly and of course said "Kiss my Grits". Now I'd be babysitting on my own birthday. My sister Rita moved in on poor Mickey and sat on his lap. Her skirt got caught on the back of the chair and we all got to see her lady bits... I have such a classy family...

Berna also asked that everyone write a note or statement about why they love me. I ran to the bar and asked for 5 martini's. I downed them is 5 seconds and for once I was glad to see Gary Busey stumble in. He had just entered so I grabbed him and he of course started making lots of noise and singing. This made everyone forget about the notes, etc. Gary then proceeded to start stripping to "You can leave your hat on"...Oh god, it's not pretty. Sully handed him a glass of the moonshine and a dollar bill. Glenda and Berna started to dance with Gary. it was already getting crazy.

At this point the waiter and manager started to circle and asked if we were ready to order. They looked frightened!

Jeff stepped in and asked that everyone calm down and take a seat. He's so cute when he turns on his gay charm.. Sully balked and said we should go to Porky's or Hogs and heifer's instead so we can be loud.

Mindy was so cute and toasted to my 59th and then told Gary to get his hands off her ass. She is a hoot, that Mindy.

Then Sully got up, took a swig of her shine and told everyone that when I was 12 I ran away and started a life of debauchery. She also added that no one can blame her for my failed career and marriage. Then as if on Que Berna popped her in the Jaw and she was out cold.

This of course prompted the waiter to ask us to leave, thank goodness. There we all were walking on Bleecker street. I was of course mobbed, I had no idea there was a "Planet of the Apes" convention going on at the Jacob Javits center.

I had Gary carry Sully over his shoulder, then I invited all of my POTA fans to join me for a stiff one at Molly's. We had a grand time and i explained to everyone that playing Zera's sister Zazu in POTA was wonderful and That it was I who came up with the line "Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

The fans loved that but one of them got excited and tried to take a swig of my drink and I said from my cold dead hands....

This is why I hate getting too excited about birthdays...They can get a bit crazy especially when family is involved. You know it was a wild time when my Polly Holiday can't get a word in.

We ended up losing Linda Hunt in the Planet of the apes frenzy, she's so short...

Anyway Sully is still here. I gotta ship her back to the retirement home but I am waiting for a crate with air holes. it's much cheaper than paying for a flight...

Kisses, MargOH!

59 and counting

Hey kids,

Yes, it's true! Today I turn 59 years old...

Thankfully through the miracle of modern medicine and my herbalist Dr Beefachaki I have the body of a 39 year old. I feel great!

I'm off for a lovely dinner with my posse and I'm sure lots of booze. It could get messy but I'll try and keep it to 10 martini's. I think Gary Busey is coming so I want to be alert enough so he doesn't try and feel me up or get me in the sack....

Thanks to all of my loyal readers and of course to my darling Berna and my Gay Fiance Jeff.....

All the best,

Kisses, MargOH!

The death of an asshole (Jerry Falwell)

Hey Kids,

Jerry Falwell just died, , thank god.. Good night, mother fucker

Now I"m not a religious person but I can only imagine how Jerry is pleading to get into whatever comes next for us...If it is heaven then this may be the conversation

I'm sure he is having a long conversation right now with the gatekeeper wondering why he can't get in.

The scroll stretches 30 miles long and the gate keeper says we are going to be here a long time Jerry. "You'll have to explain all of your sins in great detail", he adds

Jerry is crying and asking if Ronald Reagan got in and the gatekeeper says "We are still considering his entrance, his scroll was 75 miles long".

Jerry replies "but he promised he'd get me in if I created the moral majority"

The gate keeper replies "Jerry, the moral majority you created is #10 on the list, we probably won't get to that until at least december, see we have a problem up here about passing moral judgement and don't even get me started on what you did to Tammy Faye"

"Tammy faye will burn in hell" Jerry replies.

The gate keeper says "No Jerry you are wrong, if she can't recover from her cancer then she will be given a free pass and possibly sit on the Jury that decides your fate"

Jerry replies "Oh , God No! . The gate keeper replies "Oh yes, Jerry it's true"....

Kisses Kids

MargOH! Cast in American Girl movie

Hey Kids,

My agent shecky got me a bit part in the " American Girl" movie. I am to play "bad lady #6. I'm not sure what that means yet but hopefully I'll be able to slap a child or something to that tune.

Kids do you realize that this will be my 1809th film. I mean only porn actresses do more films than that, granted in a year or so but my career started in 1968.

Meryl Streep told me that my ability to do nothing in the background is amazing and Sally Field once told me that my fake banter oozes realism.

Shelly winters did tell me that I was the worst actress she'd ever seen but she was just jealous because Gene Hackman banged me on the set of "Poseidon Adventure"....He wouldn't give her the time of day...I can't wait to write my memoir and tell everyone how mean Shelly was to me...I don't mind spilling the beans now that she is dead. I gained 100 pounds to be her body double and then spent 18 hours in a pool while she sipped martini's with Red Buttons...witch!

Anyway I called Abigail Breslin's people to see if we can have lunch to discuss my role. I hope she likes martini's....

Kisses, MargOH!

Tammy Faye

Hey Kids,

I have to say I'm a huge Tammy Faye fan and am very sad she is suffering.

She is the only so called Christian I like. The reason being is that her faith is her faith and after the Jim Baker scandal I think she understood that making people think a certain way and converting was not the way to go. The thing is I really do not believe Tammy had anything to do with all the mess her husband got them into and that she was the attraction for that world he created. She was used in other words.

She seemed to go in another direction and that was to show love and compassion for everyone. There are some Icons that the gay community rally around and I'm not sure why but in the case of Tammy Faye I think it is justified. She really did step out of her boundaries and embrace the gay community. I think she understood what it was like to be an outcast in her own community and realized her personality could open peoples eyes. I am pretty sure she succeeded.

I know there are people who will say Tammy is a bit wacky and all the mascara was a bit much. I could only imagine how fun it would be to be known for the way you wear your mascara...how grand...

When I think about Tammy Faye I can only muster up feelings of LOVE...she has that strong personality that just draws you in and it's not put on. It's the genuine state of her being.

I'm sure there will be those that disagree but I just love Tammy Faye and I hope she pulls through so she can croak out one last screeching song...

Cheers Tammy! I raise my Champers to ya girl!!!!

Kisses, MargOH!

In the trenches

Hey kids,

I'm into rehearsals and planning for upcoming shows so I May be a bit on the DL as far as the blog goes....

My deepest apologies but I refuse to have Berna at the controls like she offered to do. She said she would make up stories for me but I would never do that to my readers. MargOH! is unlike Paris Hilton a clean and upright citizen. I actually still have a drivers license and have never had a DUI...Go figure. Well I mean there were a few times that I used natures credit card to get myself out of trouble...I wonder why Paris never did that cause honey she is full of credit...

She's full of a lot of things including crap.

Any who I'll be updating as I can....MargOH!'s singing a lot more in this show but Joan Collins is giving me a vocal lesson or 2 so I should be okay. She's got a set of lungs on her...

Love and Kisses,

MargOH!

Cinco de Mayonnaise

Hey Kids,

It was a hot Saturday night and my Cinco de mayo cap was on..literally. Berna made me a sombrero out of plastic that holds 6 margarita's. The she fit it with a tube that hooked to my mouth...

We had been invited to a party by one of the Pizza boys from the party Berna had last week. It was in queens and we had to take the subway..It's really fun, all those sweaty bodies so close to each other. I got to know this guy Juan very well on the way...so much that he ended up coming to the party with us. I shared by margarita tube with him.

When we arrived the party was already pumping with a hot DJ and a mariachi band! Hot stuff. Tons of food, empanada's, guacamole, spicy corn...and this very tasty spicy pesto mayo...mm mm it was tasty....I joined the band for a couple of Carmen Miranda numbers and we also did a salsa version of my "Fishmongers Daughter". It was a tough sell but that band killed on the 5Th try.... At this point Berna and I were toasted and i gave my hat away...and switched to wine...I'll be fine... Juan started getting a little frisky and starting rubbing that pesto mayo all over me...I of course opened my blouse and let him lick it off...very sexy.

Let's just say Juan is still sleeping in my bed and it's 12:30 on Sunday....We left Berna behind and she's not home yet so I must ring her on her cell. I hope she hasn't lost it!...that seems to be happening to everyone lately....

Cinco de mayonnaise everyone!!

Kisses, MargOH!

gotta get back to Juan...

David Hasseldrunk

Hey Kids,

Like we didn't know David was a bit of a boozer....

I have a little story.... When David was having his huge recording success abroad he was on tour and stopped in to my cabaret. He had huge demands that included 3 cases of Tequila, a crate of limes and a pound of salt. He had a huge entourage that took over my bordello...my girls had to share their rooms with his cronies. I wasn't about to shell out hotel rooms for 20 people, not for him...he stinks. He had number one hits in Cambodia for goodness sake. He was such a drama queen, even bigger than Nana Mouskouri Now that's a diva, anyway he was getting drunk and carrying on all through his run...I was making enough Pad Thai to feed the nation and Berna. Oh, yes let me not forget the image of Berna licking salt off of David's nipples and downing the tequila. I'm sure she put that salt somewhere else but I won't go there.

I ended up cutting his run short because honestly he was only get a 30% turnout and the place only seated 25 and 5 at the bar so you do the math. No wonder he was drinking...people who were buying his records couldn't understand what he was saying...

Poor David....The tape is a bit much and I don't like to see people too embarrassed..I'd rather see them bare assed I think...

He was and is a big drunk mess, at least cut it down to a drink a day ....

Kisses, MargOH!

MargoH! get's a bone

Hey Kids,

Or should I say thrown a bone... a little press on broadwayworld.com...

I'm a whore for press...a big old whore for it....a big fat dirty whore for it!!

Oh, geez...did I just say that...get me a drink..LOL

Though they did screw up my links... but that's okay...
LOL

Kisses, MargOH!

Berna's back .....

Hey Kids,

Well it's been about 3 weeks and already Berna's gotten out of hand. I can't wait til the new shows start because she'll have less time on her hands. She'll have to be figuring out how to fit me into my costumes. I've gained a bit of weight over the winter, like 2 stone....I had one costume made in the fall, yikes I look like a sausage with 10 links in one....if you can imagine that?

Anyway, Thursday I went with Polly Holliday to see Zodiac. It was still playing and I needed a look at my baby Jake..yummy. We met at the Gramercy diner for a nosh and headed for the theatre.

Polly and I had a few drinks while eating and were a bit tipsy and feeling bold. It was free popcorn night for students so I pulled out my NYU school ID hoping to get us both free popcorn.

The girl laughed at me and said you're too old to be a student and that's not you.

I objected to her accusations and said that was too me, I had a bad dye job that week and that I was a continuing education student...

She then replied "You look like you've been continuing for 40 years to long".

Polly yelled out "Kiss her grits you punk and give us the god damn popcorn". She also grabbed her by the shirt and spat her gum at her.... I leaned over the counter and stuffed 2 bags full o corn while Polly grabbed 2 large soda cups.

The poor girl didn't know what hit her. She then said "Ain't you the lady from that show they been playing on ION network, you know "Alice" you Flo ain't you". Polly replied, "well yes". The the girl replied " well i would've given it to you for free if you a celebrity, cause you ain't no students" .

We quickly ran off hoping not to be kicked out. Polly and I laughed and laughed until the movie started..It was so long? It was good but my ass was killing me. The popcorn was great though.

I headed home, I was gone for like 5 hours and had a suspicion Berna may have had time to do something bad but then I figured what could happen on a Thursday night.

I opened the door and all I could hear was "Expose" blasting on the stereo and a bout 10 Mexican boys dancing with no shirts on while Berna ate Pizza on the couch. This really wouldn't have bothered me but she was nude and my couch is off white...Berna gets sweaty if you get my drift...

The phone kept ringing so I answered, it was all the Pizza places asking if I knew where their delivery guys were. The phone was ringing off the hook and there were like 10 large pizza's all over the floor.

Berna had broken into the liquor cabinet and all the boys were drinking my booze and messing up the joint. I of course started telling everyone to get the hell out but Berna starts yelling and telling me I'm a buzz kill and she never has any fun.

I told her that she's had nothing but fun since her gastric bypass and she's been sleeping around a bit much and she needed to calm down. It took me an hour to get them all out. The place was a mess and of course Berna ate too much pizza and started puking it all up.....

Aaaaaaaaaah , I screamed....I just can't win but what am I to do.....

Berna's back and don't I know it!!!

Kisses, MargOH!

Elvis and Celine

Hey Kids,

I see the legend, the songbird, the old man loving Celine has created another "My heart will go on" moment together for American Idol.

A duet with Elvis...how clever. I'm sure Natalie Cole was brought on as a consultant for this project...she's the ground breaker who started singing with the dead....

I wonder what Elvis would have thought about singing with the screeching Celine. I bet Lisa Marie thought it would be good, how sweet of her to share her father's image.... I find it funny that American Idol got a conscience after all these years and are wanting our cash....

Oh, then we have Madonna talking like she is a native of jolly old England when she's a broad from Detroit....You know I love my Madonna and her music but all of this self promotion for a good cause is getting really tired.....

Come to think of it I'm tired...time for a drink and a nap. Berna get me a champers and a sedative. I'm trying to see if I can sing with Elvis in my dreams.

Kisses, MargOH!

Rehearsals, Rehearsals....

Hey Kids,

I had my first rehearsal for the upcoming shows in June. It's very exciting and the piano we bought sounds just great.

Our little piano guy Jarad is just wonderful. He brings out the best in MargOH!...he understands my vocal stylings and usually makes good decisions for me....

We had fun and I love the process of working the shit out!

I'm doing some original songs and Jarad is putting it all together well...along with a Medley of Madonna hits that is going to be hot.

I'll keep ya updated kids....

Now off to my costume fitting....

Kisses, MargOH!

MargOH! into the Woods

Hey Kids,

Recently some of my pals in the UK went on a hiking retreat. I thought what a wonderful idea. To get back to nature and smell the dirt, tree's and air like when we were children. I of course loved to make mud pies, it was fun.

I had been thinking about it all day and when i went to sleep I had a dream about my mother Sully. I had a dream about something I think may have really happened.

You see then we were kids we didn't have a lot of money. My father salty died when I was eight. He was killed by a school of starfish, sucked alive. How Ironic that I would become the star that I am today.

Anyway, Sully made a meager mongers pay and we were forced to have fun cheaply. Sully would make our Barrett's out of trout bones and she even made us Mary Jane's out of salmon skins. My sister Rita and I weren't very popular at school...the salmon Mary Jane's did smell a bit.

Well, one day we came home from school and Sully told my sister Rita and I to get our camping gear ready. We were going to the Appalachian trail. We had one tent that had a hole in it so I grabbed it and we hitched a ride with a fisherman named Briney.

She rode upfront and we were in the cab. I could hear sully laughing and carrying on but then I saw her head go down and up and down and up and down. i couldn't see what she was doing but then I saw Briney hand her a 5 dollar bill.

He dropped us off at a trail and we made our way into the woods. it was getting cold even though it was July and I was getting tired. Then Sully sat my sister and I down and she told us that she heard the the hikers on the trail were doctors and lawyers and educated men. She said they carried lots of cash and we was gonna get it from them. She then took out a bottle of catchup and smeared it all over my leg and then scratched me with a big branch, ouch I yelled. Now rub that in and act like you hurt your leg.

We waited in that spot for what seemed hours but then finally a hiker approached. Now start crying Sully said and she hit me with the stick again.

Of course the hiker asked us what the problem was and Sully told him we were camping and a bear ripped our tent and attacked me. he was very concerned and looked at the cut and said it was fine. He decided to set up camp so we could stay with him. He had a big tent and playing cards, even go fish... his name was Jack he said. He was a nice man, very handsome. Sully was as charming as could be. She offered to cook the franks and beans he had. She washed his clothes down by the stream and they even sang shanty songs. It was a fun night but then I forgot why we were there.

We fell asleep but were awaken by Sully saying. C'mon lets go. She grabbed us and we ran down the trail. The sun started to peak through the tree's and i could hear a faint voice yelling. God damn woman, she stole all my money, over and over again. We got back to the road and Sully looked crazy. She laughed and danced down the road and pulled out a wad of cash. She said... "We gonna eat good this week and I'm gonna get me a new dress from the sears catalog". I asked her if I could get a new pair of Mary Jane's and she snapped at me and said "You're acting ability stinks, if you do better next time I'll get ya the damn shoes".

Then Briney sped up next to us and we hopped in the truck. She handed him some of the money. This became a weekend affair for quite a while and I never got my damn shoes even though my acting skills improved...

Years later after we had stopped our weekend jaunts,Sully got the clap and went blind in one eye so she had horrible night vision, I read an article about the mysterious women of the Appalachian trail called "The Sea witches". It told the tails of all the men Sully rolled for cash, many of the men thought we were sirens from the sea that gave love then stole hearts and money.... I swear that Sully was a tramp... and a really bad mother...

Then I thought about it. This was the only bonding time I ever had with Sully. Precious moments I guess...

Thanks to my UK pals for the lovely pic and mmaking me remember a family moment...

Kisses, MargOH!

Spring Fever

Hey Kids,

Oh! Baby...it's warm outside.....I'm free at last. I got Spring fever and a thirst for a Mojito.....

I'm off for a drinkie winkie...and maybe even a man.... or many, many, many, many men...It's NYC afterall!!

Kisses, MargOH!

There's nothing like a Dame

Hey kids,

I was sad to hear of the passing of Kitty Carlisle Hart at the age of 96. She looked 76 and was still performing up til December.

What a dame she was...in high heels and tailored suits every day of the week. It's not easy to do that kids....She was a lifelong patron of the arts and did many great things behind the scenes... I linked the article about her so you can read it...

I had the pleasure of meeting her a couple of times and enjoyed a Manhattan she ordered for me. We had a lovely conversation about wine and cheese...She said she loved a good wine and I said me too as long as it's cheap. We had a chuckle...

She was a real trooper and glamorous at 96. Just amazing!!!

Kisses, MargOH!

The Mystery of Stoli Jones (Part 2)

Hey Kids,

After a few more booze filled meetings with Nicky Knockers, Berna and even Stoli we've cracked this case wide open!

It is our conclusion that we are all victims of an evil one legged man named Stumpy Jones. Personally I think his disability drove him to do horrible things. I wish he could have understood that the things he could do with that prosthetic leg were enough to seduce any woman into submission but that just wasn't enough for him.

SO…taking up where we left off…after he plunged me with Ruth's egg and skewered me with his manhood I became pregnant. Yes, this is true, his plan became a reality. Berna did witness the vile act and tried to stop him but he slapped her around and threatened her! He told her he would tell everyone that she was really a man...another tale that has unraveled from this sordid story (I never knew!!! I mean I’m not surprised…she’s so…well anyway…someday we’ll dig deeper into this but I just don’t have the energy to contemplate this little revelation).

Berna realized she couldn't tell me what happened or risk being exposed herself so she tried everything to get me to lose the baby. She even got me drunk on Lithuanian cabbage wine and Hoovered my lady parts out but that damn egg wouldn't budge. She then tried to feed me more booze and drugs, enough to kill a truck driver, but of course not only can I hold more liquor than a truck driver I can hold more liquor than the oil truck he’s driving. (Well, I DID start drinking when I was 4. My father made moonshine out of fishbones and potatoes and gave it to me in my bottle. It was an acquired taste but I was told I was a very happy baby).

Anyway, Berna kept the truth from me and did her best to hide my pregnancy…especially from me. Do you know that when I was going into labor she told me I was having an appendicitis attack?? I thought I had no appendix but figured I would rather be safe than sorry.

After the birth Stumpy took the baby and fled never to be seen again. Stumpy told Stoli I was her mother but that I had abandoned her for my career...I would never do that. Although I must say I am a bit relieved she isn’t mine because motherhood is a burden to me.

Of course after hearing all of this I welcomed Berna back with open and forgiving arms. It really is good to have her back. She can be a handful but she's the cheapest wardrobe mistress there is. Cuchie was just bleeding me dry....not to mention stealing anything she could get her sticky fingers on.

Poor sad Stoli is a mess over all of this and doesn't know what to do with herself. Ruth won't return anyone's calls. I told Stoli that although I was only the port of call for her birth that I would help her in any way I could…as long as it doesn’t inconvenience me or cost me any time or money or real effort.

Oh! The other twist to the story is that Stoli told us that Stumpy had amassed a fortune from spokesmodeling for prosthetic leg companies in Third World Countries (he was a bastard in every way!!). She said that he never believed in banks and that the money was buried in their yard in Minnesota. She has yet to find it. We asked Nicky Knockers to stay on and manage the excavation project in Minnesota. Stoli just used a shovel and hoe but Berna, Nicky and I agreed that bulldozer's and well diggers were the way to go. Stoli thinks there are 500,000 smackers in that yard and we agreed to split it evenly for our pain and suffering.

I am glad I can put this drama to rest and move on. It was hard for me believe that I was a mother…thank goodness I'm not! Also it's nice to have Berna back though I already caught her trying on my costumes for the June show...and put a hole in my dance tights....aargh...it's coming out of her Stumpy money...

Kisses, MargOH!

Fat Girl

Fat Girl


I’m a fat girl and that’s a fact
Yes, I’m Eating your cheese fondue, you’ve caught me in the act
Britney, Lindsey, Paris and Ashley O all so thin
If you cut me in half I could be their twin

Oh, yes I’m a fat girl and that’s a fact
You can call me big boned if that’s your tact
There is nothing this body can’t begin to do
Oh, yes I’m a fat girl through and through

Ring dings and tit sling’s cutting in my back
I am a fat girl and that’s a fact, get me that cheese fondue
Oh, sometimes I wish I were thin
I’m sure Paris, Lindsey and Ashley O think it’s the case
Oh, how her life would begin without that sagging chin
Too bad, she’s got such a pretty face

Ring dings and tit sling’s cutting in my back
I am a fat girl and that’s a fact, get me that cheese fondue

Sometimes I wonder why people say what they say
It’s so true that I do have a pretty face
It’s a dog eat dog world but us fat girls gotta make our way
This is who I am and how I’d like to stay

I’ve got to be who I am today
My name is MargoH! Channing and I weigh 10 Dakota fanning’s
Oh, yes I’m a fat girl and that’s a fact
Guess what? I’m happy as hell and get the men in the sack

There is nothing else left to say
It’s my life so give me that Strawberry parfait
It’s so true that I do have a pretty face
It’s a dog eat dog world but us fat girls gotta make our way

Ring dings and tit sling’s cutting in my back
I am a fat girl and that’s a fact, get me that cheese fondue

God Damn you , get me that Cheese Fondue……

Kisses, MargOH!

Not my day

Hey Kids,

The weather in New York is tragic. How is a girl supposed to go out and have fun with all this rain. My hair gets so frizzy I couldn't bare to leave the house,

Talking about Bare...I didn't get a call back for the audition I had. I'm pretty sure this lesbian Dominique the dominatrix got the part. She was a sturdy gal all done up in a leather teddy...very snappy...I went with the sissy cowgirl look but I don't think they cared for it.

Though my reading from Blue velvet was just great...I really like when I can dig deep and turn the shit out....my mascara even ran, talk about realism.... I had berna slap me in the face six times before I went in. One of the producer's thought I was a bit old for the part I think. He made some comment about weather or not my ass would sag in a sling. Theatre people can be so cruel...My ass is taught and gorgeous I said but he ignored me....

Well on to the next thing. Shecky got me a part in a new movie with Gael Garcia Bernal(I knew he'd remember me from our little dance)...I'm not sure of the title yet but I know it's gonna be 3 weeks in Mexico...very hot. It's a bit part but I'm up for it. The "Dallas" movie is still delayed but hopefully should start up so most likely going from Mexico to Texas. I hope I don't get stopped by the border patrol, those bastards.....

I'll let you know kids...

Kisses, MargOH!