Fat Girl

Fat Girl


I’m a fat girl and that’s a fact
Yes, I’m Eating your cheese fondue, you’ve caught me in the act
Britney, Lindsey, Paris and Ashley O all so thin
If you cut me in half I could be their twin

Oh, yes I’m a fat girl and that’s a fact
You can call me big boned if that’s your tact
There is nothing this body can’t begin to do
Oh, yes I’m a fat girl through and through

Ring dings and tit sling’s cutting in my back
I am a fat girl and that’s a fact, get me that cheese fondue
Oh, sometimes I wish I were thin
I’m sure Paris, Lindsey and Ashley O think it’s the case
Oh, how her life would begin without that sagging chin
Too bad, she’s got such a pretty face

Ring dings and tit sling’s cutting in my back
I am a fat girl and that’s a fact, get me that cheese fondue

Sometimes I wonder why people say what they say
It’s so true that I do have a pretty face
It’s a dog eat dog world but us fat girls gotta make our way
This is who I am and how I’d like to stay

I’ve got to be who I am today
My name is MargoH! Channing and I weigh 10 Dakota fanning’s
Oh, yes I’m a fat girl and that’s a fact
Guess what? I’m happy as hell and get the men in the sack

There is nothing else left to say
It’s my life so give me that Strawberry parfait
It’s so true that I do have a pretty face
It’s a dog eat dog world but us fat girls gotta make our way

Ring dings and tit sling’s cutting in my back
I am a fat girl and that’s a fact, get me that cheese fondue

God Damn you , get me that Cheese Fondue……

Kisses, MargOH!