Hey kids,
Here is the 2nd list ("The Most Annoying Teens and Young Adults" of 2007) in my trilogy of people that really piss me off for several different reasons... I usually love to mix it up with the kids and I do with my fabulous friends like Nellie McKay, my darling La John Joseph and super sexy Legs Malone and even all of my UK kids Phoebe, Dan, Alice, Oli, Katie and the gang. They are all fabulous young adults that make this old gal keep up with what's hot and whats not. They all are wonderful artists or just damn good people who are trying to better this world with their own point of view. MargOH! Likes that!!!!
Now to my list!!!! There are many young people out there that are not doing good by themselves or for anyone else. These are fame hungry Cretans that just do things to get in the press and make fools of themselves for no good reason. This is why I had to add this list because these fools are rampant and I am highly annoyed.
5. Miley Cyrus AKA Hannah Montana-
All I can say about this tart is that I long for the days of Debbie Gibson who Proved her love, Stacey Latisaw who found love on a two way street and Tiffany who just wanted to be alone...or even Mariah who had a vision of love.
What moron names their child Miley? Oh, yeah Billy Ray Cyrus, the poor dear can't make it on his own so he sells out his little gal to bring home the bacon and I'm sure he's frying it up in the pan. I understand the kids need to adore someone but it seems Disney has created a pint sized monster who is raking in the bucks with some ticket prices going for 2,400 smackers. All of that money to hear someone sing to a track is really insane.
Have we learned nothing from what happens when teens turn into mega stars..Britney, the poor Olsen twins who are all just shells of their former selves.
Listen kids, I'm all for youth and spend many a morning watching Sesame street while I have my morning mimosa but as a culture should we be supporting the children to support teen girls that they learn nothing from....at least with Debbie Gibson I learned how to shake my love....really.. I'll talk to you in ten years when poor Miley is getting out of Rehab and suing her parents for naming her Miley...
I've added a video of what Miley Cyrus is doing to our impressionable youth...enough said
4. Lindsey Lohan-
What can I say about Lindsey...first and foremost one thing every person should do if they are going to be in the public eye is learn how to hold their drugs and liquor. It took me years of practice to master the art of being drunk in public without making an ass of myself but I did all that before I was actually famous so now I know how to conduct myself while drinking at any social occasion...
Now the other thing I have to say to Lindsey is you have a lot of money and you are a celebrity and you live in California....Get a god damn driver you stupid idiot little girl. I go out to LA and San Diego a few times a year and god damn it I hire a car service, it only costs a couple hundred bucks a day and I only make a fraction of what you do you stinking mess...but if old MargOH! gets a little messy I don't have to deal with the celebrity stalking LAPD...
Listen, I think Lindsey has a bit of talent but she is annoying because she's too stupid to learn how to hold her booze and to hire a god damn driver.....so throw her in the slammer and throw away the key.....
3. Jonathan Lipnicki-
Now kids was there anyone as adorable as the big headed Jonathan Lipnicki with his cute smart mouthed raspy voice and chipmunk cheeks who gave Tom cruise a run for his money.
I'm not annoyed with Jonathan for doing anything wrong, it's just that I miss that big headed, eye glass wearing bundle of joy...Oh where can my Jonathan be??? Why isn't he in all the big supporting roles out there and hitting all the tabloids for lewd and drunken behavior. I decided to do a little research and found his website and there was the answer staring me right in the face, he's 17 now and how should I put this, well, he's not as cute as he used to be...He is quite a handsome lad but I can see why he's not getting any work. Though he says he's looking for the right roles...I hope that doesn't mean he's going to start doing gay porn, it happens you know...they look for the right roles and somehow don't find them but the porn fairy will find him...watch out little Jonathan.... I guess I'm forced to put in my dvd of Little Vampire to get that old Jonathan Lipnicki feeling....hmmmmmm, sigh...
2. Jordin Sparks
I'm sorry kids but you were all fooled by the sappy teen persona Jordin carried out on American Idol. I could see through the fog and tell she was a bad girl playing a role to win the hearts of the voting public. She's very christian you know and we all know they are usually the worst...
Now many of you know that Shirley Bassey has her NYC apartment right next to mine and boy let me tell you Shirley was going ballistic about Jordin singing one of her signature songs. The song was "I who have nothing" which is to Shirley one of her great numbers and she was heartsick to know that the American Idol fans thought Jordin's version to be better than hers and worse yet there were people on youtube asking who in the hell Shirley Bassey was. Let me tell you the vases were flying and the crying fits of rage could be heard through the hallways of my building. I was completely annoyed with Jordin because I had a splitting headache from all of Shirley's screaming and carrying on....
It is understandable that Shirley would be upset, she has one of the great voices ever and to be compared with this teen amateur is disgusting...Jordin don't know nothing about having nothing...she's taken a chastity pledge for goodness sake. You can't have heartache unless you've done the nasty in my opinion and poor Shirley's been through the ringer and has felt the pain of rejection I'm sure and she sings it that way.....
Now that Jordin has released her album she somehow shed that fake persona and released that bad girl song "Tattoo"....The album has tanked by American Idol standards and has had very little press.... I bet Shirley called in a few favors to squash it and send Jordin into a fit of her own....poor thing....what comes around goes around so stick that in your christian collection box girrrrrrrrrlll, you shouldn't messed with Shirley's song sista....hmmmmm
1. Amy Winehouse-
Now little thin and lanky boned Amy is pushing it to be in this category because she is almost twenty five and the young adult category should end at twenty one or so but I am so annoyed by this hag that I had to put her somewhere...and really the straight category didn't seem right to me....I'm not sure who'd want her but since she acts like a pre-teen maybe she can audition for next season's "Kid Nation" and they can make her work hard labor the whole time....what a mess....
What really annoys me about this chicklet is that she has a huge amount of talent and she's throwing it all away on a disgusting man and heroine.....really. I would kill to have the voice this scrawny beast has and if I did I'd be turning down the needles for the damn microphone but for some reason she prefers it the other way. I love a drink though and could understand if she was downing vodka a la Janis Joplin or Chaka Kahn right on the damn stage and breaking things to get the crowd going but this little gal can't even get on stage and sing a number...very sad...It's all very Rickie Lee Jones and sad....Amy darling from one drinker to a druggy please don't follow your own advice and get your ass to "Rehab" ....before you end up a scrawny old hooker wondering what the fuck happened or I hate to say it....dead....get off the smack and get on stage a sing it damn it or maybe just maybe I will do it for you..
Berna darling can you make me a gin and tonic...yes Gin...Amy makes me want to do bad things.....
I'll be back kids with my final list of "The Most Annoying Gays" of 2007 and let me tell you I almost had to make it a top 25 because the gays went nuts in 2007....
Kisses, MargOH!
Honorable mentions
1. The Olsen Twins-just because
2. Taylor Swift- Another boring country singer, please play Dolly on Radio again...
3. Ashley Tisdale-First I had to ask myself who the hell is Ashley Tisdale when Berna, MAN-ee, Linda Hunt and myself went to the Rockefeller Christmas Tree Lighting. It was my first time and last believe me...I was clocked in the head by a bottle of Riunite wine in the hands of some housewife from Minnesota..ouch. Then I asked myself why can't this girl Lip Sync?, She was terrible....Then I thought I should open a Lip Sync academy and call it "The Lip Sync Academy".....
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