Officially Sick of the Cold

Hey Kids,

I am officially sick of the cold, it's horrible....

I've had to drink 3 bottles of Apricot brandy just to get myself to the liquor store to pick more up...Cuchie went to Argentina to visit her family so I'm stuck here with Berna.

Berna doesn't work for me any longer so she's refusing to help out. Stoli decided to go stay with my sister Rita in San Diego. I'm sure she'll be doing porn soon, Rita already got her a job applying spray tans for the vivid video gals.

Kim Fung is crapping all over the house because she hasn't been able to go visit her boy toy Reilly. I told her she's barking up the wrong tree there, that dog is gay. I can see it in his eyes....

See what the winter does to me..it makes me crazy...thinking of a dogs sexuality...
What will be next?

Only the Spring knows so get here already!!!

Kisses, MargOH!