New Show in the works

Hey Kids,

I am in the process of creating a new live show to perform in 2007....It takes me a bit and a few dirty martini's to come up with a concept.

The next show will be called "What Makes a Legend Drink Most?"

I am planning some original songs for this one and I did a first draft of my first one to feast your eyes on.....This will be my first dive into songwriting so who knows what the melody will be....


Pretty Face

Too bad, she‘s got such a pretty face
Oh, how I wish she were thin
I’m sure Paris, Lindsey and Ashley O think it’s the case
Oh how her life would begin without that sagging chin
Too bad, she’s got such a pretty face

I think I need a glass of gin, Ashley mix me that right away
I don’t care what Lindsey has to say
There is nothing this body can’t begin to do
Oh,Ring dings and tit sling’s cutting in my back (Chorus)
I am a fat girl and that’s a fact,Mary-Kate pass me that cheese fondue (Chorus)

Sometimes I wonder why people say what they say
It’s true I do have a pretty face
It’s a dog eat dog world but this fat girl will make her way
No, no Lindsey not by eating my weight in strawberry parfaits
This is who I am and how I’d like to stay

(Repeat Chorus)

Sometimes I wonder why people say what they say
Imagine a perfect world, who am I to judge?
It’s a dog eat dog world but this fat girl will make her way
It’s true I do have a pretty face, Mary-Kate pass me that chocolate fudge
This is who I am and how I’d like to stay

(Repeat Chorus)


I think I need a glass of gin, Ashley mix me that right away
I don’t care what Paris has to say
There is nothing this body can’t begin to do
Ring dings and tit sling’s cutting in my back
I am a fat girl and that’s a fact, Mary-Kate pass me that cheese fondue

Kisses, MargOH!