Stoli goes BABY!

Hey kids,

I am just about at the end of my rope....

There is not much going on at the moment, my agent Shecky is on an extended vacation and will not answer any of my calls.

I lost my voiceover job for "Smuckers" due to the fact that they wanted fat ass Willard Scott to do the next few commercials. Yes, that is right kids MargOH! has been the voice of "Smuckers" since 2002. The guy who originally did the voice lent it out to a porn indie on the internet called "Smuckersluts" so they fired him. I stepped in perfectly! The producers couldn't believe how much I sounded like a jam hungry old man. This also means I am losing my years supply of "Smuckers" which I've had berna selling door to door for extra cash, damn it!!!

The "Dallas" film is still not shooting yet..pre-production woes...bastards. Now all I have is the "Jitterbug" campaign in January...What's a girl to do? Have a drink I guess

Thats just the beginning....Stoli is just a pain in the ass. I can't believe that any child of mine would act the way she does. Very spoiled!!!

The other day she came home with baby bottles, diapers and baby food informing me that she needed to re- live her motherless childhood. The next thing I know she took a dump and asked me to change her . She's gone nuts... so I quickly spiked some apple juice with vodka and a sleeping pill and shoved that bottle in her mouth. She was out like a light.

I then threw her in the shower and had Berna clean her up...

Motherhood is a tragic burden!

Kisses, MargOH!